<h1>Warning: Earth to Explode Within 5 Years</h2><p> A new government report released today warns that if action is not taken soon to distance ourselves from the sun, it may spontaneously explode within 5 years.</p><h2>Expert Reaction</h2><p> A number of experts in astrophysics and from within the space industry have given their reactions to the report.</p><h3>"What a Stupid Remark"</h3><p> Dr <strong>A N Other</strong>, a professor for the University of Space has denounced the report as 'a waste of taxpayers' money:</p><p> <em>What a stupid remark,</em> he began, <em>We have managed this close to the sun for billions of years. Why would that suddenly change in 5 years?</em></p><h3>"Get Off While You Can"</h3><p> On the opposite side of the argument, the Committee for Planetary Home Movers, have given this stark warning.</p><p> <em>With this report, we can finally start colonising Mars. Get off while you can before being turned into a fireball</em></p>